Saturday, March 28, 2009
Say it, Brother Friedman!
Shareholder Power
FINALLY! Snark-b-Gone!
Who Knew?
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)
So.......................
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!!
Most Strange Buildings In The World
| 1. The Crooked House ( Sopot , Poland ) 2. Forest Spiral - Hundertwasser Building ( Darmstadt , Germany ) 3. The Torre Galatea Figueres ( Spain ) 4. Ferdinand Cheval Palace a.k.a Ideal Palace ( France ) |
5. The Basket Building ( Ohio , United States )
6. Kansas City Public Library ( Missouri , United States )
7. Wonderworks ( Orlando , Florida , United States )
8. Habitat 67 ( Montreal , Canada )
9. Cubic Houses ( Rotterdam , Netherlands )
10. Hang Nga Guesthou se a.k.a Crazy House ( Vietnam )
11. The Ufo House ( Sanjhih , Taiwan )
12. Nakagin Capsule Tower ( Tokyo , Japan )
13. Erwin Wurm: House Attack ( Viena , Austria )
14. Wooden Gagster House ( Archangelsk , Russia )
15. Ripley's Building ( Ontario , Canada )
Friday, March 27, 2009
Kids, it just does NOT get better than this!
Government at Work for You!
Great, great story.
Rock on.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
I Was Born In A Small Town
I think this is a wildly healthy development for musicians and audiences worldwide. The Arena shows are dead.
Here are some of my faves:
Lindsay Mac
Eleni Mandell
Aimee Mann
The Bad Plus
Raining Jane
Roger Powell
Chojo Jacques
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Aren't You Tired of it All?
Friday, March 20, 2009
Classics from the Archive
My favorite?
"I think the burden is on those people who think he didn't have weapons of mass destruction to tell the world where they are."
- Ari Fleischer, Press Secretary
Press Briefing
7/9/2003
That is just laugh-out-loud funny! (Thanks to Dave for the reference!)
The Story of my Life
I just hope that I don't end up like the friend that Peter Matthiessen tells of who killed himself leaving only the note "I just couldn't simplify."
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Son of a BUCK!
Amazing Humming Birds!
WOW!
(Thanks, Carol!)
Ruby-throated Hummingbird Eating From My Hand (Part One) from Russ Thompson on Vimeo.
Public Enemy Number One!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
A Blessing in Disguise!
Extortion and You.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
This is why...
The Pleasure Principle
Friday, March 13, 2009
Househusbands Brew It Too!
Have to Agree...
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I'm shocked, I tell you... SHOCKED!
Oh, Alan... you crazy NUTJOB!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Either Or?
Ahh... I dream.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Please Consider the Environment...
Sunday, March 8, 2009
A Wonderful Poem!
It’s 2009 and still they show women
with long, open legs on high heels
next to the car they want me to buy.
I have never known such a dream-girl,
no surprise here, as I’ve never owned
the right wheels, even though I am sure
I would enjoy it all very much for a while.
My own car is more likely to be seen
above an oily mechanic, and
my woman, she wears socks in bed,
sometimes two pairs in the winter.
GRÉGOIRE VION - Santz Cruz, Calif.
(Thanks Tom!)



